I can do this, but it has to be mainly a lesbian that's hot. My wife doesn't want the chick falling in love or no BS like that. Which is flattering, but go ahead and include a story or scenario if plausible.
NO DEVIL'S THREESOMES!
This post was edited on 3/28 11:37 PM by Panepinto
HERE'S MY WIFE, i can't believe i'm doing this, but here goes, yes they're fake and spectacular. Eyes are green but my stepmom overdid the green in photoshop cause she thought it would standout in the club pics.
This post was edited on 3/29 11:02 AM by Panepinto
That's cool if you like your wife f_cking other people!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted on 3/28 11:45 PM | IP: Logged
uuuh, other women, no pipes
Posted on 3/28 11:48 PM | IP: Logged
Dont do it. Be happy with what you have. This will only invite chaos into an established relationship.
Posted on 3/28 11:54 PM | IP: Logged
oh yea, nothin can go wrong with this idea.
Posted on 3/28 11:56 PM | IP: Logged
Does a big dog count as number three?
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Posted on 3/29 12:01 AM | IP: Logged
Mrs JB is bipolar so I guess the answer is, "yes".
On a serious note, Mrs JB once started hanging out with the wrong crowd. A few years ago she wanted to have a 3 with me and a stripper friend for our anniversary. After much deliberation I decided it was a bad idea. The chicks were disappointed to the point that they decided to go ahead with their plan and use a stand-in for me. Fortunately, I caught wind of this plan before it went too far but 22 years of marriage nearly went down the drain.
Not too long after that I started getting sick. Our relationship has never been better and I have had some days where I wouldn't have made it without her. She's sleeping peacefully next to me right now as I wait for meds to kick in and I hope she's right there for 25 more years. JB
There was a guy that used to work at my location. His wife and him thought it'd be a good idea, then later on he thought it'd be a good idea to not include the wife. It later became clear that it wasn't when the 3rd ended up pregnant. Dude went off his rocker, he was eventually fired. Would throw his laptop across the room and shit like that.
Posted on 3/29 1:23 AM | IP: Logged
Originally posted by d-2guidon08: Dont do it. Be happy with what you have. This will only invite chaos into an established relationship.
i expect a text alert when hog dog mike adds a swine analogy to this thread.
Posted on 3/29 8:21 AM | IP: Logged
don't be a fag. do it
Posted on 3/29 8:29 AM | IP: Logged
I liked it when this board was filled with assholes but not idiots. ChemAgs made it cool to be a tool.
Posted on 3/29 8:32 AM | IP: Logged
a marriage is a small price to pay for a kick ass threesome... DO IT, take pictures (not of you) and post them here.
Posted on 3/29 8:47 AM | IP: Logged
On hot tub time machine they referred to a threesome with two dudes as Chinese Handcuffs...
wt
Posted on 3/29 8:55 AM | IP: Logged
knuckle head factor???
Posted on 3/29 9:02 AM | IP: Logged
good luck with your marrige.
Posted on 3/29 9:04 AM | IP: Logged
"A few years ago she wanted to have a 3 with me and a stripper friend for our anniversary. After much deliberation I decided it was a bad idea."
FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL
Posted on 3/29 9:27 AM | IP: Logged
Originally posted by chandler bhang: i expect a text alert when hog dog mike adds a swine analogy to this thread.
Hell it will be deleted by then.
I just received the Indy Bowl final score.
Posted on 3/29 9:29 AM | IP: Logged
Originally posted by TroyMc: a marriage is a small price to pay for a kick ass threesome... DO IT, take pictures (not of you) and post them here.
there's a link now to some pics, follow the path instructions.
Posted on 3/29 11:05 AM | IP: Logged
If anybody hasn't figured out this is the same guy as ChemAg, please jump in front of a bus.
Posted on 3/29 11:11 AM | IP: Logged
Your wife is pretty hot, and young. If she is already wanting to fvck other people then I see big trouble down the road.
Posted on 3/29 11:19 AM | IP: Logged
Originally posted by HoustonAG83: If anybody hasn't figured out this is the same guy as ChemAg, please jump in front of a bus.
It;s not.
Tarp
Posted on 3/29 11:21 AM | IP: Logged
Originally posted by Tarp:
Originally posted by HoustonAG83: If anybody hasn't figured out this is the same guy as ChemAg, please jump in front of a bus.
It;s not.
Tarp
I stand corrected. They rank about the same in my book.
Posted on 3/29 11:22 AM | IP: Logged
Those might be the ugliest Crown Royale chicks I have ever seen. LAR, chemag,or Pap, whatever you go by now, your taste in women sucks.
Posted on 3/29 11:26 AM | IP: Logged
He is a ChemAg wanna be. Happens with cereal killers all the time. Spooky.
Posted on 3/29 11:30 AM | IP: Logged
Yes, we went down that road early in our marriage. Hell, we thought it would be fun, but it did cause some issues.
When there are three people in the act at one time, someone is going to get kind of left out. It happens. With a one on one encounter, it's all about you and the partner. With a third person thrown in, things get a little dicey.
After going down this road four or five times in a three week stretch, we sat down and talked about it and decided to eliminate this from our life.
What was weird was the woman we brought in, who was younger - a law student at SMU who had an internship at my wife's firm - started calling us all the time. She would call me at work and my wife and work and offer to come over and make dinner for us and was really pushing the issue. It was like she fell in love with us as a couple.
We could tell she was a little psycho and agreed we wouldn't try anything like this in the future. Look, there are a lot of things you can do one on one that are pretty wild and out there. When you start bringing third parties in the room, you upset the balance of what you already have. Sure, at first it's a helluva lotta fun, but it does change things, and not necessarily for the better.
Posted on 3/29 11:37 AM | IP: Logged
Thats that bar on Kuykendahl (in Houston) that used to be a gay bar. Anna Nicole Smith used to hang out there - or so I heard.
Posted on 3/29 11:48 AM | IP: Logged
i bet jack from 'threes company' menaged a trois with chrissy and the brunette.
i know a guy who wasnt invited to the party...he went home in the middle of his workday and found his wife in bed with her girlfriend...
it has a happy ending though...the girls are still together.
Posted on 3/29 11:51 AM | IP: Logged
PP = LAR = Chemag.
Posted on 3/29 12:13 PM | IP: Logged
young + wants to have sex with other people = bad.
Posted on 3/29 12:15 PM | IP: Logged
Yes, with phhag01's wife, but he dosn't know.
Posted on 3/29 12:15 PM | IP: Logged
ya'll should have a 3way with Griner. That way you can claim to do 2 girls at once and your wife can claim to do 2 guys at once.
Posted on 3/29 12:17 PM | IP: Logged
Originally posted by mpl_35: ya'll should have a 3way with Griner. That way you can claim to do 2 girls at once and your wife can claim to do 2 guys at once.
just don't piss her off
Posted on 3/29 12:20 PM | IP: Logged
Did it with the first wife in my early 20s. Bad idea if you want your marriage to last.
Had quite a few 3 ways during my druggin and drinkin years. They are great if everyone is unattached. Fwiw the best catfight I ever saw was during a 3 way with a lesbo couple. Those are some jealous bitches
save yourself the worry, and just go ahead and end it (the marriage). everyone i know who's ever done it (3some) gets a divorce.
Posted on 3/29 12:45 PM | IP: Logged
Originally posted by 12thmanwhc: Yes, with phhag01's wife, but he dosn't know.
Well, she's black and you're racist so I don't see that happening.
This post was edited on 3/29 1:15 PM by bphag01
Posted on 3/29 1:10 PM | IP: Logged
Originally posted by bphag01:
Originally posted by 12thmanwhc: Yes, with phhag01's wife, but he dosn't know.
Well, she's black and you're racist so I don't see that happening. In addition, she's attracted to intelligent men who can spell which rules you out as well.
This post was edited on 3/29 1:11 PM by bphag01
This post was edited on 3/29 1:12 PM by bphag01
Whatever, I'll still need to charge you a stud fee.
BTW-I'm not racist. I let ladies of of races ride the white stallion. How'd you come up with that?
Posted on 3/29 1:20 PM | IP: Logged
I'm only posting on this thread to slowly convince BB05 I'm not in my mid 40s.
Now I'm suspicious.. That's exactly what a poster in his mid-40s would post.
Posted on 3/29 3:05 PM | IP: Logged
I meant, "fugg those biches rotten."
Posted on 3/29 3:12 PM | IP: Logged
here.
Posted on 3/29 3:27 PM | IP: Logged
it all started when we went to a topless place, she enjoyed seeing the "help" dance all over me in the lazy boy.
Posted on 3/29 3:33 PM | IP: Logged
That is not going to happen. I can see no good coming from that situation. Who knows, if she starts going lickity split down Hwy 69 she might like it. Lesbian bitches are crazy and will kill your ass over their girl friends.
A friend of mine could not find a job when he first got back from Nam. Fianlly he wound up being the coroner for Dallas county. He got to telling me all of the crazy shit he had to go see where people got killed or killed themselves. According to him the lesbo murders were the worst. It would be the deal where one stabs the other 85 times and then cuts her face off or some shit like that.
I know some guys that got into some 3 ways but not with their wives. One guy used to cut an old gal over in Highland Park while her husband watched. Hubby would sit beside the bed in a chair and lope his mule while Bobby worked his old lady over. I could not do that. He is liable to go Norman Bates on your ass and come after you with a butcher knife.
Believe you me that there are some really really crazy people out there. I could write a book or two on situations that happened to drinking buddies of mine. These guys did not have enough sense to make up the shit they were telling me.
Posted on 3/29 3:39 PM | IP: Logged
Originally posted by hog dog mike: That is not going to happen. I can see no good coming from that situation. Who knows, if she starts going lickity split down Hwy 69 she might like it. Lesbian bitches are crazy and will kill your ass over their girl friends.
A friend of mine could not find a job when he first got back from Nam. Fianlly he wound up being the coroner for Dallas county. He got to telling me all of the crazy shit he had to go see where people got killed or killed themselves. According to him the lesbo murders were the worst. It would be the deal where one stabs the other 85 times and then cuts her face off or some shit like that.
I know some guys that got into some 3 ways but not with their wives. One guy used to cut an old gal over in Highland Park while her husband watched. Hubby would sit beside the bed in a chair and lope his mule while Bobby worked his old lady over. I could not do that. He is liable to go Norman Bates on your ass and come after you with a butcher knife.
Believe you me that there are some really really crazy people out there. I could write a book or two on situations that happened to drinking buddies of mine. These guys did not have enough sense to make up the shit they were telling me.
Damn-I thought HDM was going to have some off the wall story involving some real swine.
Just kidding Mike.
Posted on 3/29 3:40 PM | IP: Logged
95% chance that your relationship won't work out if you do it. The fact you're even discussing it is a bad sign.
If you do decide to go through with it, it needs to be with a woman neither of you has ANY attachment to at all. No friends. No coworkers.
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