I can do this, but it has to be mainly a lesbian that's hot. My wife doesn't want the chick falling in love or no BS like that. Which is flattering, but go ahead and include a story or scenario if plausible.
NO DEVIL'S THREESOMES!
This post was edited on 3/28 11:37 PM by Panepinto
HERE'S MY WIFE, i can't believe i'm doing this, but here goes, yes they're fake and spectacular. Eyes are green but my stepmom overdid the green in photoshop cause she thought it would standout in the club pics.
This post was edited on 3/29 11:02 AM by Panepinto
i would find it impossible to stay erect in jernigan's situation, with the whip n all.
Posted on 3/30 1:54 PM | IP: Logged
A couple in my hometown tried this and it was great until they got a divorce and three kids were affected greatly by their poor decisions. Long story short, his wife became a lesbian. She is currently straight and wants her family back but the skeletons and hurt won’t let it happen. Sexual deviance seems to be the most powerful of all sins; I'd close the door on that thought bro.
Posted on 3/30 10:27 AM | IP: Logged
ElThrill??? You got nothin??? What the hell??
Posted on 3/30 9:59 AM | IP: Logged
Wifey would never go for it, so I never asked.
When we were in college we almost did some swapping, but both girls backed out at the last minute. We didn't get them drunk enough, on reflection.
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AginAf, 79, blue (RIP), and hdm are the reasons I'm a member of this website.
AY should be paying them.
This post was edited on 3/30 11:07 AM by Basher22
Posted on 3/30 11:04 AM | IP: Logged
It really creeps me out that there are people like that running around in the general population.
Posted on 3/30 11:18 AM | IP: Logged
Mr 25 eight--Jernigan acted like it was a walk in the park. He said it just took a little getting used to.
One of the things that got all the shit started was when Wayne built this whip. It was kind of like a cat o nine tails ---3 foot leather and 18" handle. Wayne would blow him and Jernigan would beat his back. He said the mutual orgasm was great. That is some real sick shit.
The thing that is freaky is that there are lots of people out there that are kinky crazy. They seem normal most of the time but in the right situation just plain nuts.
Posted on 3/30 8:05 AM | IP: Logged
Originally posted by hog dog mike: Mr 25 eight--Jernigan acted like it was a walk in the park. He said it just took a little getting used to.
One of the things that got all the shit started was when Wayne built this whip. It was kind of like a cat o nine tails ---3 foot leather and 18" handle. Wayne would blow him and Jernigan would beat his back. He said the mutual orgasm was great. That is some real sick shit.
The thing that is freaky is that there are lots of people out there that are kinky crazy. They seem normal most of the time but in the right situation just plain nuts.
Posted on 3/30 11:09 AM | IP: Logged
Originally posted by hog dog mike: Mr 25 eight--Jernigan acted like it was a walk in the park. He said it just took a little getting used to.
One of the things that got all the shit started was when Wayne built this whip. It was kind of like a cat o nine tails ---3 foot leather and 18" handle. Wayne would blow him and Jernigan would beat his back. He said the mutual orgasm was great. That is some real sick shit.
The thing that is freaky is that there are lots of people out there that are kinky crazy. They seem normal most of the time but in the right situation just plain nuts.
Aggieyell gold HDM.
Posted on 3/30 10:23 AM | IP: Logged
According to him he was always the pitcher and not the catcher. However, who the hell knows everything that went on behind closed doors. Anybody that would tell things like that has got to have some issues.
Posted on 3/29 9:50 PM | IP: Logged
Originally posted by hog dog mike: According to him he was always the pitcher and not the catcher. However, who the hell knows everything that went on behind closed doors. Anybody that would tell things like that has got to have some issues.
I don't care if you are an outfielder, that shit ain't right. Did he act like there was nothing wrong with it?
Posted on 3/29 9:54 PM | IP: Logged
"Then the dark side came out"
holy. shit. sets everything else after up perfectly.
Posted on 3/29 10:01 PM | IP: Logged
I have to agree the throwing apples was a good stuff. There are tons of freaks like that out there. Some very twisted people that are into to perverted lifestyles.
HDM strikes again. Thread was cool and then Chemag throws in his two cents.
Posted on 3/29 10:14 PM | IP: Logged
Originally posted by dmo2310: HDM strikes again. Thread was cool and then Chemag throws in his two cents.
Thats what threads are for.
Posted on 3/29 10:45 PM | IP: Logged
And I want it inside me ...
Posted on 3/29 10:53 PM | IP: Logged
So, does that make Jernigan gay? What's the ruling on that?
Posted on 3/29 9:37 PM | IP: Logged
Originally posted by I Stab People: So, does that make Jernigan gay? What's the ruling on that?
You don't need a ruling.
Posted on 3/30 8:58 AM | IP: Logged
Nothing like a good 3some to spice up the relationship. Once you have handled that then you are ready to move up to a 4some and then a full blown ORGY! You should also give a swinger house a shot. And once you have accomplished all that then you can offically say that your wild oats have been drilled.
Good times good times.
Posted on 3/29 9:51 PM | IP: Logged
Agchugger that was pretty fing low dude. Bad bull.
...aaaaaand HDM hits this one through the stratoshphere straight into the Archives
Holy hell, i'm in tears from reading that
and yeah, agchugger = cockwallet
Posted on 3/29 9:05 PM | IP: Logged
This story is some really sick perverted shit that I could not make up. Jernigan was a big burly guy that worked at a freight line where my room mate at the time worked. He came over to the apartment and went out drinking with us. He never did go to the pen I don't think but was pretty close a time or two.
I don't know how we got on the subject but he started telling me about Wayne. Wayne was this little fag that was in love with Jernigan. It all started off innocent enough by Wayne inviting Jernigan over for a few drinks. Jernigan was all into free drinks. Wayne started blowing him and giving him money.
Then the dark side started coming out. Wayne was one of these perverts that was into humiliation and pain. Jernigan was not the sharpest knife in the drawer and thought it was funny. At first it was simple things like crawling around naked in the living room and having Jernigan throw apples at his ass. I know that shit is crazy but that is what he wanted. Jernigan thought if he liked that a shot in the ass with a pellet pistol would send him into orgasm. They had to dig the lead out of his ass and Jernigan was laughing and telling me about it.
Then it started to get worse. Wayne wanted to lay in the bath tub and have Jernigan piss in his face while he loped his mule. He claimed that this just drove Wayne absolutly batshit crazy.
Jernigan started telling his friends about this crazy asshole and they would not believe it. They would be drunk and load up and go over to Waynes. I didn't want to hear about it much less see it. Jernigan said that he would tell him "Wayne you have been a bad boy and I am going to have to beat your ass. He would give him instructions on what kind of whip Wayne had to make so Jernigan could beat his ass with it". I told Jernigan that it was some really sick shit. He said that it just took a little getting used to and then he really got into it.
Then things started to get out of hand. Jernigan would show up with a couple of friends but Wayne was not into the other guys that much. Jernigan would beat Waynes ass and he would go into orgasm. Then his friends got into the act with "let me hit that mother fvcker I betcha I can make him cum". These were big really rough guys that were not smart. They screwed him up so bad he had to spend days in the hospital.
It is a thousand wonders that they did not kill him by accident. Alas, Jernigans and Waynes love was not meant to be. Wayne just could not trust Jernigan to come over alone. He really liked to have his ass beat but this was getting out of hand. They were breaking bones and it was taking too long for him to heal up. If Jernigan had not brought the threesome and foursomes into the situation they might still be together.
Posted on 3/29 8:40 PM | IP: Logged
Originally posted by hog dog mike: This story is some really sick perverted shit that I could not make up. Jernigan was a big burly guy that worked at a freight line where my room mate at the time worked. He came over to the apartment and went out drinking with us. He never did go to the pen I don't think but was pretty close a time or two.
I don't know how we got on the subject but he started telling me about Wayne. Wayne was this little fag that was in love with Jernigan. It all started off innocent enough by Wayne inviting Jernigan over for a few drinks. Jernigan was all into free drinks. Wayne started blowing him and giving him money.
Then the dark side started coming out. Wayne was one of these perverts that was into humiliation and pain. Jernigan was not the sharpest knife in the drawer and thought it was funny. At first it was simple things like crawling around naked in the living room and having Jernigan throw apples at his ass. I know that shit is crazy but that is what he wanted. Jernigan thought if he liked that a shot in the ass with a pellet pistol would send him into orgasm. They had to dig the lead out of his ass and Jernigan was laughing and telling me about it.
Then it started to get worse. Wayne wanted to lay in the bath tub and have Jernigan piss in his face while he loped his mule. He claimed that this just drove Wayne absolutly batshit crazy.
Jernigan started telling his friends about this crazy asshole and they would not believe it. They would be drunk and load up and go over to Waynes. I didn't want to hear about it much less see it. Jernigan said that he would tell him "Wayne you have been a bad boy and I am going to have to beat your ass. He would give him instructions on what kind of whip Wayne had to make so Jernigan could beat his ass with it". I told Jernigan that it was some really sick shit. He said that it just took a little getting used to and then he really got into it.
Then things started to get out of hand. Jernigan would show up with a couple of friends but Wayne was not into the other guys that much. Jernigan would beat Waynes ass and he would go into orgasm. Then his friends got into the act with "let me hit that mother fvcker I betcha I can make him cum". These were big really rough guys that were not smart. They screwed him up so bad he had to spend days in the hospital.
It is a thousand wonders that they did not kill him by accident. Alas, Jernigans and Waynes love was not meant to be. Wayne just could not trust Jernigan to come over alone. He really liked to have his ass beat but this was getting out of hand. They were breaking bones and it was taking too long for him to heal up. If Jernigan had not brought the threesome and foursomes into the situation they might still be together.
Posted on 3/29 9:32 PM | IP: Logged
Originally posted by David123:
Originally posted by hog dog mike: This story is some really sick perverted shit that I could not make up. Jernigan was a big burly guy that worked at a freight line where my room mate at the time worked. He came over to the apartment and went out drinking with us. He never did go to the pen I don't think but was pretty close a time or two.
I don't know how we got on the subject but he started telling me about Wayne. Wayne was this little fag that was in love with Jernigan. It all started off innocent enough by Wayne inviting Jernigan over for a few drinks. Jernigan was all into free drinks. Wayne started blowing him and giving him money.
Then the dark side started coming out. Wayne was one of these perverts that was into humiliation and pain. Jernigan was not the sharpest knife in the drawer and thought it was funny. At first it was simple things like crawling around naked in the living room and having Jernigan throw apples at his ass. I know that shit is crazy but that is what he wanted. Jernigan thought if he liked that a shot in the ass with a pellet pistol would send him into orgasm. They had to dig the lead out of his ass and Jernigan was laughing and telling me about it.
Then it started to get worse. Wayne wanted to lay in the bath tub and have Jernigan piss in his face while he loped his mule. He claimed that this just drove Wayne absolutly batshit crazy.
Jernigan started telling his friends about this crazy asshole and they would not believe it. They would be drunk and load up and go over to Waynes. I didn't want to hear about it much less see it. Jernigan said that he would tell him "Wayne you have been a bad boy and I am going to have to beat your ass. He would give him instructions on what kind of whip Wayne had to make so Jernigan could beat his ass with it". I told Jernigan that it was some really sick shit. He said that it just took a little getting used to and then he really got into it.
Then things started to get out of hand. Jernigan would show up with a couple of friends but Wayne was not into the other guys that much. Jernigan would beat Waynes ass and he would go into orgasm. Then his friends got into the act with "let me hit that mother fvcker I betcha I can make him cum". These were big really rough guys that were not smart. They screwed him up so bad he had to spend days in the hospital.
It is a thousand wonders that they did not kill him by accident. Alas, Jernigans and Waynes love was not meant to be. Wayne just could not trust Jernigan to come over alone. He really liked to have his ass beat but this was getting out of hand. They were breaking bones and it was taking too long for him to heal up. If Jernigan had not brought the threesome and foursomes into the situation they might still be together.
I am laughing at the whole thing, but throwing apples at the guys ass, sent me over the top laughing.
Posted on 3/29 9:50 PM | IP: Logged
Enjoy losing your bar when your wife gets half in the divorce.
Posted on 3/29 8:36 PM | IP: Logged
My old room mate was dicking a young gal that lived in the apartments where we lived. She wanted him to come over and have a three way with her and her girl friend. The only deal was they wanted to hand cuff and blind fold him. According to them it would drive him wild not knowing which one was doing what. He passed on that.
Another guy picked up this gal in a bar one night and took her home. She was really good looking and he could hardly wait to get him some of that. Anyway she told him to undress and get in bed because she had to go to the bathroom. It took her a long time and he was really getting uneasy that some bruiser was going to come out of the closet and beat his ass with a base ball bat.
About that time this crazy bitch kicks the door open and steps out. She has a Lone Ranger mask on, a black bra with holes for the nipples, crotchless black panties, black stockings, black high heel boots that came up mid thigh, and a 10' bull whip. She rares back and cracks the whip right beside his head. He nearly shit the bed and got up on his knees and stuck both hands out and told her "baby you don't have to whup me to make me want to fvck".
He took care of business the best he could but his heart was not in it. There was just no telling what this crazy bitch was going to do next. Forget spending the night and going to sleep around a wierdo like that.
However that is nothing compared to the pervert Jernigan hooked up with.
Posted on 3/29 7:23 PM | IP: Logged
Originally posted by hog dog mike: My old room mate was dicking a young gal that lived in the apartments where we lived. She wanted him to come over and have a three way with her and her girl friend. The only deal was they wanted to hand cuff and blind fold him. According to them it would drive him wild not knowing which one was doing what. He passed on that.
Another guy picked up this gal in a bar one night and took her home. She was really good looking and he could hardly wait to get him some of that. Anyway she told him to undress and get in bed because she had to go to the bathroom. It took her a long time and he was really getting uneasy that some bruiser was going to come out of the closet and beat his ass with a base ball bat.
About that time this crazy bitch kicks the door open and steps out. She has a Lone Ranger mask on, a black bra with holes for the nipples, crotchless black panties, black stockings, black high heel boots that came up mid thigh, and a 10' bull whip. She rares back and cracks the whip right beside his head. He nearly shit the bed and got up on his knees and stuck both hands out and told her "baby you don't have to whup me to make me want to fvck".
He took care of business the best he could but his heart was not in it. There was just no telling what this crazy bitch was going to do next. Forget spending the night and going to sleep around a wierdo like that.
However that is nothing compared to the pervert Jernigan hooked up with.
I thought I had some "rich experiences", shit Mike you should write a book with your shit.. Pure 100% gold
Posted on 3/29 8:02 PM | IP: Logged
Hog Dog Mike, tell us about Jernigan.
Posted on 3/29 7:29 PM | IP: Logged
That is not going to happen. I can see no good coming from that situation. Who knows, if she starts going lickity split down Hwy 69 she might like it. Lesbian bitches are crazy and will kill your ass over their girl friends.
A friend of mine could not find a job when he first got back from Nam. Fianlly he wound up being the coroner for Dallas county. He got to telling me all of the crazy shit he had to go see where people got killed or killed themselves. According to him the lesbo murders were the worst. It would be the deal where one stabs the other 85 times and then cuts her face off or some shit like that.
I know some guys that got into some 3 ways but not with their wives. One guy used to cut an old gal over in Highland Park while her husband watched. Hubby would sit beside the bed in a chair and lope his mule while Bobby worked his old lady over. I could not do that. He is liable to go Norman Bates on your ass and come after you with a butcher knife.
Believe you me that there are some really really crazy people out there. I could write a book or two on situations that happened to drinking buddies of mine. These guys did not have enough sense to make up the shit they were telling me.
Posted on 3/29 3:39 PM | IP: Logged
Originally posted by hog dog mike: I could write a book or two on situations that happened to drinking buddies of mine. These guys did not have enough sense to make up the shit they were telling me.
Well, don't stop now.
A good old HDM story is better than "when keeping it real goes wrong" story. Let's hear 'em!
Posted on 3/29 4:08 PM | IP: Logged
Originally posted by hog dog mike: That is not going to happen. I can see no good coming from that situation. Who knows, if she starts going lickity split down Hwy 69 she might like it. Lesbian bitches are crazy and will kill your ass over their girl friends.
A friend of mine could not find a job when he first got back from Nam. Fianlly he wound up being the coroner for Dallas county. He got to telling me all of the crazy shit he had to go see where people got killed or killed themselves. According to him the lesbo murders were the worst. It would be the deal where one stabs the other 85 times and then cuts her face off or some shit like that.
I know some guys that got into some 3 ways but not with their wives. One guy used to cut an old gal over in Highland Park while her husband watched. Hubby would sit beside the bed in a chair and lope his mule while Bobby worked his old lady over. I could not do that. He is liable to go Norman Bates on your ass and come after you with a butcher knife.
Believe you me that there are some really really crazy people out there. I could write a book or two on situations that happened to drinking buddies of mine. These guys did not have enough sense to make up the shit they were telling me.
Damn-I thought HDM was going to have some off the wall story involving some real swine.
Just kidding Mike.
Posted on 3/29 3:40 PM | IP: Logged
here.
Posted on 3/29 3:27 PM | IP: Logged
PP = LAR = Chemag.
Posted on 3/29 12:13 PM | IP: Logged
Yes, with phhag01's wife, but he dosn't know.
Posted on 3/29 12:15 PM | IP: Logged
Originally posted by 12thmanwhc: Yes, with phhag01's wife, but he dosn't know.
Well, she's black and you're racist so I don't see that happening.
This post was edited on 3/29 1:15 PM by bphag01
Posted on 3/29 1:10 PM | IP: Logged
Originally posted by bphag01:
Originally posted by 12thmanwhc: Yes, with phhag01's wife, but he dosn't know.
Well, she's black and you're racist so I don't see that happening. In addition, she's attracted to intelligent men who can spell which rules you out as well.
This post was edited on 3/29 1:11 PM by bphag01
This post was edited on 3/29 1:12 PM by bphag01
Whatever, I'll still need to charge you a stud fee.
BTW-I'm not racist. I let ladies of of races ride the white stallion. How'd you come up with that?
Posted on 3/29 1:20 PM | IP: Logged
I'm only posting on this thread to slowly convince BB05 I'm not in my mid 40s.
Now I'm suspicious.. That's exactly what a poster in his mid-40s would post.
Posted on 3/29 3:05 PM | IP: Logged
I meant, "fugg those biches rotten."
Posted on 3/29 3:12 PM | IP: Logged
ya'll should have a 3way with Griner. That way you can claim to do 2 girls at once and your wife can claim to do 2 guys at once.
Posted on 3/29 12:17 PM | IP: Logged
it all started when we went to a topless place, she enjoyed seeing the "help" dance all over me in the lazy boy.
Posted on 3/29 3:33 PM | IP: Logged
95% chance that your relationship won't work out if you do it. The fact you're even discussing it is a bad sign.
If you do decide to go through with it, it needs to be with a woman neither of you has ANY attachment to at all. No friends. No coworkers.
Posted on 3/29 3:41 PM | IP: Logged
Hire a professional.
Posted on 3/29 4:42 PM | IP: Logged
If you are going to do this, follow Deathburger's advice and make sure you have everything agreed to up front. Another piece of advice is to meet the third party at a hotel. Don't bring #3 back to your home under any circumstances & don't forget Viagra.
This post was edited on 3/29 5:45 PM by mmmvegas
Posted on 3/29 5:38 PM | IP: Logged
I have a very simple rule when it comes to threesomes.
Two penises is one penis too many.
Posted on 3/29 5:49 PM | IP: Logged
Originally posted by Basher22: 95% chance that your relationship won't work out if you do it. The fact you're even discussing it is a bad sign.
If you do decide to go through with it, it needs to be with a woman neither of you has ANY attachment to at all. No friends. No coworkers.
Yahoo! Sports
You should also give a swinger house a shot. And once you have accomplished all that then you can offically say that your wild oats have been drilled.